rage against the mundane

Cliche's are like blowjobs. Everyone's done it and more often than not its ends up being In Your Face.
Arent they everywhere and being the bigoted race that we are, we use them unashamed day after day. An ode to the rising standards of our double standards.
I find myself guilty as charged on counts of using and reusing cliched subjects and lines and jokes and the works. I promised myself that i will refrain from using them but hey a world without cliches is a world without DUH !... DUH !

Everythings cliched : Boy-meets-girl stories, Jeffrey Archer, maruti cars, boy bands, nosy neighbors,nagging WAGs, balding men, Bsc. Microbiology, Dhoni,Boot-cut jeans, OSO, Blogsites, Al Qaida, Jay Leno..... the list goes on and on...

A day may come when the courage of man fails him, when all hope comes crashing down but it is not this day...this day we fight the cliches...

Cliche : " hey man where have u been? "
Response : with your wife...

Cliche : " Indian Roads are too bad for expensive cars "
Response : yes they magically mend themselves when you can afford them.

Cliche : " watsap ? "
Response : your wife...take a hint

C: " if you cheat, youll are cheating noone but yourselves "
R : boy..does it feel good or does it feel good.

C : " I am pregnant "
R : Funny, so am I.

C: " Hi this is you captain edward james blah blah....."
R : SHIT !!!! not him

C: " So that'll be a total of Rs. 240 for your burgers and shake sir "
R : how about we settle it for 200?

C : " thank you for calling vodafone... is there anything else i can do for you ? "
R : Yeah !!! but its banned in 37 states across america...are u still game ?

C : look at my blog... im so totally ripping on cliches
R : CLICHED !!!

"Ask no questions... and you will be told no lies "