Saturday, December 15, 2007

connect

con·nect (k-nkt)
v. con·nect·ed, con·nect·ing, con·nects
v.tr.
1. To join or fasten together.
2. To associate or consider as related: no reason to connect the two events.

Connect... semester 7.. that is 7/8ths(5.79 in dB for those with a techie bent of mind) of engineering life down... the drain. Ill be the first to admit, I am into engineering because my friends are here. I am doing engineering because i can do it... I'm good at it ( an 8 + gpa should be enough evidence) not because i love to understand the mechanics behind a control valve or by studying the probabilistic model of a phone link termination. For all i care this phone link termination is her banging the phone on my face(Jesus, I'm so into this that i almost ended up typing 'phase') . I wont sit and revel about the mysteries of the reverse linking signalling tone at 200ms frequency, as some would like to read the situation. For me the reverse link signalling tone spells three words "She is angry" and how.

Sorry, i was wavering there...again... Sorry..ya back..so what i was saying...oh what was i saying anyways? i tend to say a lot of things. walking on one leg has become a habit, with the other firmly in my mouth.
Then why is this post called connect? well...something very mundane happened to me... And this incident connected me to what i do. let me paint you the picture... its 2 in the night... the mosquito repellent has a colloquial and very Indian disease Loose connection. ( funny that's the Indian diagnosis for all consumer appliance failure and the remedy is thrashing it.)
All said and done, i thrashed it. I was not being an ass..i was just...well..being Indian.

The wiring conked and i found myself trying to rewire the entire device in the dead of the night with a kitchen scissor for a wire-stripper. Several scratches and cuts later, the curtain on the repellent was lowered. I plugged it in and there it was. Shining in its own glory ( or in the reflected glory of the argon tube light if you may). It was right there in my room for ages and it never looked more alive. It was the most beautiful thing. NOT the device. But the satisfaction.

THE CONNECT.

Look... i know I'm not an engineer worth my salt. Hell, in six months time id want to be called a Graduate in Telecomm engineering. It heaps far less pressure than calling yourself a "telecomm engineer". so as i said this was no big deal. But now i see the beauty to this wonderful wonderful sphere of education.
Its like a doctor saving lives. A banker saving millions in taxes. A dancer performing on Broadway. All trained professionals. All trained to kick butt. And there i was with the repellent in one hand, a scissor in another and a smile on my face. Hardly as impressive but none the less, looking forward to a 'well deserved' pest free nights sleep.

Engineering, sometimes gets lost in the cliche wars with MBBS. its more than just one half of the alternatives that a HSC sci. pass out has.
Ladies and gentlemen.... its a way of life.
Me and engineering.
And the twain shall meet.

As i rack my brains for an end to this tripe. i really cant help but wonder...
Engi-near yet so far.
Touche.

"
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
- Mark Twain.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

rage against the mundane

Cliche's are like blowjobs. Everyone's done it and more often than not its ends up being In Your Face.
Arent they everywhere and being the bigoted race that we are, we use them unashamed day after day. An ode to the rising standards of our double standards.
I find myself guilty as charged on counts of using and reusing cliched subjects and lines and jokes and the works. I promised myself that i will refrain from using them but hey a world without cliches is a world without DUH !... DUH !

Everythings cliched : Boy-meets-girl stories, Jeffrey Archer, maruti cars, boy bands, nosy neighbors,nagging WAGs, balding men, Bsc. Microbiology, Dhoni,Boot-cut jeans, OSO, Blogsites, Al Qaida, Jay Leno..... the list goes on and on...

A day may come when the courage of man fails him, when all hope comes crashing down but it is not this day...this day we fight the cliches...

Cliche : " hey man where have u been? "
Response : with your wife...

Cliche : " Indian Roads are too bad for expensive cars "
Response : yes they magically mend themselves when you can afford them.

Cliche : " watsap ? "
Response : your wife...take a hint

C: " if you cheat, youll are cheating noone but yourselves "
R : boy..does it feel good or does it feel good.

C : " I am pregnant "
R : Funny, so am I.

C: " Hi this is you captain edward james blah blah....."
R : SHIT !!!! not him

C: " So that'll be a total of Rs. 240 for your burgers and shake sir "
R : how about we settle it for 200?

C : " thank you for calling vodafone... is there anything else i can do for you ? "
R : Yeah !!! but its banned in 37 states across america...are u still game ?

C : look at my blog... im so totally ripping on cliches
R : CLICHED !!!

"Ask no questions... and you will be told no lies "

roar of the faithful

A life like no other, your life is unique
questions to ask and answers to seek

A generation marches, but you're walking alone
finding your calling to call it your own

Changing the meanings of virtue and sin
Marching on, fueled by the fire within

He giveth the strength and he taketh away
The faith has been fading in twilight of day

A gun quells a rebel by death or by truce
men may perish but the idea is bulletproof

Ideas kept alive in history's pensieve
a lesson learnt in time, I believe

Praying for a miracle, for a hero i can't find
or maybe I'm just blind !